So, I'm just kicken it here at headquarters. Watching the outside door open and shut for no reason...not sure why it does that, but it happens quite a bit. Sometimes I wonder if the feral cats set it off, or maybe it's gigantic stink bugs flying past the sensor? Who knows, anyhow - that's quality entertainment 'round here on a Thursday.
Watching the doors, however, was not my first attempt to cure this boredom. I actually went to wave3's website and attempted to read some news first. The first four stories on the list were so ridiculous that I just laughed and stopped reading. I know I shouldn't laugh at others people expense, and it's really not funny that this kind of shit happens to people...what tickles me is the fact that there are people in this world with balls big enough to do some of this shit.
Personally, I'm a coward. Confrontation completely sketches me out. I've even been known to make Jdale call and complain to fast food worker's about MY messed up orders because I'm just that lame and afraid they'll argue with me. For the life of me, I just cannot fathom how people can just go bat shit crazy and do some of the things that end up on the news.
The first story in the list tells me that a man has beat up his girlfriend while he was holding their baby. I have no comments about that, because really, what can you say? I bet his Mama is proud? Daddy of the year? Hmph.
The second story tells me that a man was wandering aimlessly around the halls of the Hall of Justice, and after he was asked to leave - he flashed his genitalia to the general public. He then became uncooperative and refused to tell the police his name. When they arrested him and got him to his cell, he striped off butt ass naked. Can you imagine how uncomfortable the cops and guards were while dealing with this nude dude? That's funny to me.
The third story tells me that a chick, high on meth of course, went up into a daycare and demanded a ride, threatening the daycare workers with an ink pen. AN INK PEN! Why can't shit like this happen to me? I'd love nothing more than to be given the opportunity to take an ink pen from someone, laugh at them, then make them feel bad about themselves. Betta get on outta here with that Bic, bitch!
The fourth story tells me that pastor committed homicide. A PASTOR. And not just one homicide, but he went above and beyond and went down for a TRIPLE homicide. Did I mention that this dude was A PASTOR? Yeah, I think I said that. But anyhow - this same PASTOR also owned one of those gold for cash places, and a pawn shop at some point in the recent past. Now, I'm no rocket scientist and sometimes I'm a tad off in the head, but that just all sounds sketchy to me! A pastor with a pawn shop, plucking people off. Geez, Louise.
At this point in my life nothing surprises me, but seriously - if I didn't laugh about this crap, I'd probably cry. I mean, is this really where these people wanna be when Jesus comes back? Running around butt ass naked, yielding pens and killing people in pawn shops? The world needs to get it's shit together because.....
"We cannot make good news out of bad practice." - Edward R. Murrow
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