Ok, Wednesday - let's do this.
Not exactly sure what me and Wednesday are fittin' to do at this point - but I'm determined that something productive is gonna happen today. From the looks of my to do list here at headquarters, it's not gonna be anything at all before 4:00 pm. I really hate it when the boss man goes on big adventures and leaves me here to drown in my own boredom for weeks at a time. It's just not acceptable! Still got a couple days left to survive...gimme my boss back, dammit!
I think I'm gonna need to tan today, and then try to be productive at the castle if the rain will go away long enough. I really need to de-junk the yard. I'll never understand why people think that they require so much crap, I've been months trying to dig out from under the small portion of the hoard that the honky left behind...I guess in some instances - like, building kick ass bars in the garage and such - random junk does come in handy. But damn the hoard already, I'm gonna set it all on fire. :) One is going to have to mow soon, so one must prepare...and I'll be damned if I mow around bullshit again this year. Such is the life of a grown ass woman. :)
Speaking of mowing, the parentals scored me a trusty ol' John Deere mower that they plan to deliver this weekend. Word on the ridge is that it's even got a beer holder - now that's fancy right there! Y'all know me...I don't even give a shit if it mows, so long as it rides and doesn't spill my brewski when I hit creek rocks while I'm cruising & tanning. :) Hahaha...I can always ride the four wheeler around in a circle a bunch of times and smash the grass down like we did last year if it doesn't mow. I'm pretty versatile like that. :)
Looks as if I'm geared up to get that fancy schmancy sunflower tattoo that I've been trying to work out in my brain for several months. And ain't it funny that after months of planning this shit, I completely changed the game up yesterday on a whim and went with it. Spontaneity at it's finest!! That's the way of the Crow. :) But anyhow - looks like I'll be spending "at least 5 hours" at the tattoo shop on Saturday. Pretty excited about that - been quite a bit of time since I've had some good quality ink therapy. The only thing that I'm not looking forward to is smelling like a baby's ass and itching without being able to scratch for a couple weeks. Oh well, beauty is pain, right? That's what I heard. I just hope this tattoo guy is as kick ass as Littlefield @ White Rabbit was - being as I have to spend a whole day with him in my bubble. But as long as I face the sunshine, I won't see the shadows, right? It's what the sunflowers do. :)
And speaking of people who aren't kick ass - I had a conversation with a coworker the other day that was about as dumb as the day is long. It makes me wonder if I really do have a "dumb ass" magnet lodged in me somewhere. I joke about this magnet all the time, but I feel like it make be for real. Anyhow, this coworker calls me and says: "Did my staff member drop of a time sheet to you Friday?" I said, "Nope." She says, "She told me that she left there with the receptionist." And I said, "Well, she did not leave it with me." And then she says, "It was in an envelope addressed to so and so." Please let me interject here that I had no way of knowing what was in said sealed envelope because I DID NOT open it as it wasn't addressed to ME.... So I reply, "Yep, someone did leave an envelope for so and so but I don't know that a time sheet was in it." She said, "Well, so and so didn't get it." I said, "Well, did so and so check her mailbox, because that's where I put it?" She said, "I don't know, how would I know that?" Same way I would have known what was in that sealed envelope, ya jackwagon! Really y'all, I swear that I come to work in a good mood every day - I don't get pissy until the idiots happen. :)
I guess I'll be done for now. I've gotta decide what my fat ass might eat for lunch and stare at the walls for a few more hours. Hell, I might read a book or see if Michele wants to thumb wrestle - you never can tell what the Crow might do - but honestly, I'll probably just sit here and yawn until my eyes water and my nose stops up.
We'll see ya. :)
Not exactly sure what me and Wednesday are fittin' to do at this point - but I'm determined that something productive is gonna happen today. From the looks of my to do list here at headquarters, it's not gonna be anything at all before 4:00 pm. I really hate it when the boss man goes on big adventures and leaves me here to drown in my own boredom for weeks at a time. It's just not acceptable! Still got a couple days left to survive...gimme my boss back, dammit!
I think I'm gonna need to tan today, and then try to be productive at the castle if the rain will go away long enough. I really need to de-junk the yard. I'll never understand why people think that they require so much crap, I've been months trying to dig out from under the small portion of the hoard that the honky left behind...I guess in some instances - like, building kick ass bars in the garage and such - random junk does come in handy. But damn the hoard already, I'm gonna set it all on fire. :) One is going to have to mow soon, so one must prepare...and I'll be damned if I mow around bullshit again this year. Such is the life of a grown ass woman. :)
Speaking of mowing, the parentals scored me a trusty ol' John Deere mower that they plan to deliver this weekend. Word on the ridge is that it's even got a beer holder - now that's fancy right there! Y'all know me...I don't even give a shit if it mows, so long as it rides and doesn't spill my brewski when I hit creek rocks while I'm cruising & tanning. :) Hahaha...I can always ride the four wheeler around in a circle a bunch of times and smash the grass down like we did last year if it doesn't mow. I'm pretty versatile like that. :)
Looks as if I'm geared up to get that fancy schmancy sunflower tattoo that I've been trying to work out in my brain for several months. And ain't it funny that after months of planning this shit, I completely changed the game up yesterday on a whim and went with it. Spontaneity at it's finest!! That's the way of the Crow. :) But anyhow - looks like I'll be spending "at least 5 hours" at the tattoo shop on Saturday. Pretty excited about that - been quite a bit of time since I've had some good quality ink therapy. The only thing that I'm not looking forward to is smelling like a baby's ass and itching without being able to scratch for a couple weeks. Oh well, beauty is pain, right? That's what I heard. I just hope this tattoo guy is as kick ass as Littlefield @ White Rabbit was - being as I have to spend a whole day with him in my bubble. But as long as I face the sunshine, I won't see the shadows, right? It's what the sunflowers do. :)
And speaking of people who aren't kick ass - I had a conversation with a coworker the other day that was about as dumb as the day is long. It makes me wonder if I really do have a "dumb ass" magnet lodged in me somewhere. I joke about this magnet all the time, but I feel like it make be for real. Anyhow, this coworker calls me and says: "Did my staff member drop of a time sheet to you Friday?" I said, "Nope." She says, "She told me that she left there with the receptionist." And I said, "Well, she did not leave it with me." And then she says, "It was in an envelope addressed to so and so." Please let me interject here that I had no way of knowing what was in said sealed envelope because I DID NOT open it as it wasn't addressed to ME.... So I reply, "Yep, someone did leave an envelope for so and so but I don't know that a time sheet was in it." She said, "Well, so and so didn't get it." I said, "Well, did so and so check her mailbox, because that's where I put it?" She said, "I don't know, how would I know that?" Same way I would have known what was in that sealed envelope, ya jackwagon! Really y'all, I swear that I come to work in a good mood every day - I don't get pissy until the idiots happen. :)
I guess I'll be done for now. I've gotta decide what my fat ass might eat for lunch and stare at the walls for a few more hours. Hell, I might read a book or see if Michele wants to thumb wrestle - you never can tell what the Crow might do - but honestly, I'll probably just sit here and yawn until my eyes water and my nose stops up.
We'll see ya. :)
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