The Fire Under My Ass.

"If your presence adds no value to my life, then your absence will make no difference."

Y'all know what happens when I get fired up? A blog happens. 

Today, the fire under my ass is fueled by inconsiderate people. I guess that what they say is true: no two people are exactly same. Some share characteristics, some don't. Some people mesh well, some don't. Some people are friendly & caring, some aren't. Some people just flat out can't help but fucking suck, and some are so fake that they probably don't even know who the hell they even are. And then there are folks like me, who are naturally programmed to try and save the world. 

At this point in my life, I know that I'm a "mastermind"...which I've personally defined as intuitive, smart & paranoid. I know that I should follow my gut because I'm rarely wrong about people. I know this. Trouble is, knowing is only half the battle. I normally end up snapped back to reality by a slap in the face from a hunch I ignored while trying to see the best in people. Fuck that. 

I just want the world to know the following four things: 

1. If you aren't humble enough to return a favor less than 24 hours later, if you're that damn selfish and greedy...you should expect nothing else from me. 

2. If you're so self absorbed that you'd rather miss a big milestone in a loved one's life than have to wait a little longer to do something vain for yourself...you probably shouldn't come around me. 

3. If you want a valuable friend, you'll be one. If you want to lay comfortably, you'll make your bed that way. If you want a crop worth reaping, you'll sow it accordingly. Either way, you're gonna get what you put in from me. No more, no less. 

4. And, don't think for one second that I'm going to quietly stand by and watch anyone treat me or mine like shit..especially raunchy, stank ass, rotten, no good for nothing fucking people who don't even deserve the time it took me to type those nasty words.

Yes, my inner bitch has been provoked. I hate to be mean, I hate to hurt people's feelings. But you better believe that if the choice is before me to either to hurt yours or let you hurt mine, things aren't gonna work out in your favor. Consider yourself warned. 

And I think I'll leave you with that...carry on, now. :)